1. Can't you hold still for a second?
2. We would never hold still for Israel's destruction.
3. We would never hold still for your destruction.
4. Apply glue aparingly to one surface only. Put surfaces together and hold still for at least 10 seconds.
5. A tripod is fine if you are shooting nighttime urban landscapes, but real life just won't hold still for you that long. Moments of truth are fleeting.