(1) This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

(2) The so-called "lad's mag" that did the US survey, Men's Health, tried to get, as it said, closer to "nookie rates.

(3) I have had sex with Nookie Green everyweek for the last month".

(4) During the Olympics there wasn't so much as a hint of nookie between her and her hunk.

(5) The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

(6) Looks like horny humans aren't the onlyones capable of playing dirty for a little nookie.

(7) What's the point in saving the world, you can't get a little nookie once in a while?

(8) Father, it has been Two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.