1) Q: How do you get a scouser to commIt'suicide?

2) Q : What do you call a Scouser in a three - bed semi?

3) Q : What do you call a Scouser in a White Shellsuit?

4) Q: What do you say to a Scouser on a bike?

5) If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

6) Q : Why does a Scouser whistle while he is having a shit?

7) Q : What do you call a Scouser at University?

8) The Scouser made his debut against the same opposition as a last - minute substitute in 1998.

9) Q : How do you save a Scouser from drowning?

10) Q : What do you say to a Scouser in a uniform?

11) Rooney duly came on to be ritually abused by a suddenly vocal Anfield crowd – "Who's the scouser in the wig?

12) Q : What is the ideal weight of a Scouser?

13) The programme also reveals that Blair calls his wife "the bolshie Scouser," a reference to her Liverpool,[http:///scouser.html] north-west England roots and often outspoken views.

14) It also reveals that Blair calls his wife "the bolshie Scouser. " It's a reference to her Liverpool, north-west England roots and often outspoken views.

15) What do you get if you come across a Scouser buried up to neck in sand?