(1) Come this way, if you please.

(2) Take a seat, if you please.

(3) Close the door, if you please.

(4) Take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, if you please.

(5) He says the food isn't hot enough, if you please!

(6) He asked me, in my own house if you please, to leave the room!

(7) Ladies and gentlemen, if you please. Miss Taylor's going to play for us.

(8) They want £200, if you please, just to replace a couple of broken windows!

(9) And now, if you please, he wants me to rewrite the whole thing!

(10) And now, if you please, I've been told I'm to get nothing for my work!

(11) He's broken my bicycle, and now, if you please, he wants me to get it mended so that he can use it again!

(12) Mr Justice Blackstone, if you please.

(13) Nor friends to vipers, if you please.

(14) Bring me a bottle, if you please.

(15) Three meters, if you please!

(16) Spell it for me, if you please.

(17) Doctor Illingworth, to you, sir, if you please!

(18) They are being forced - by politicians, if you please, as if politics were something serious like money - to compete.

(19) We were in the White House, if you please, and he wanted us to leave the room.

(20) I'll take down the heads if you please, sir.

(21) Pour me a little of that gargle, if you please.

(22) For a little cigar, a cheroot, if you please, he will escort you all over Paris.

(23) She was pretty unforthcoming. Made Sally wait till she'd cooked Selby's lunch, if you please.

(24) Here in this village I was now face to face with a capitalist, a quoter of Confucius, a wealthy man, if you please, who had run away from Chiang Kai-shek.

(25) What good would demure and maidenly Members of Parliament be, inevitably responding: Oh, yes, if you please, kind sir!

(26) I should like to speak to Mr. Wilkes and Mr. Kennedy, if you please.

(1) Come this way, if you please.