1. Some of us even manage a blowjob or two while our gigs are in progress.

2. Samantha, do you kiss after a blowjob?

3. Give me a blowjob in the rain.

4. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

5. After a very sexy blowjob, Tatiana spreads her pussy and let's her boyfriend have his way with her.

6. Hitting your gag reflex during a blowjob, and subsequently vomiting on a dick.

6. try its best to gather and build good sentences.

7. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

8. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4.

9. She got drunk at a party at work and gave some guy a blowjob in the storeroom.

10. Men are visual creatures, so treat him to that oh-so-arousing sight of you on your knees, worshipping his penis – by looking directly into his eyes while giving him a blowjob.

11. We'll sell your house, or we will give you free blowjob for a month!

12. Sure, she’s given you an amazing orgasm by just giving you a blowjob or a handjob.

13. Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real.

14. Usually it is more like, "Oh my god, I got the sickest blowjob last night..." and that's the end of it.

15. Read on to find out exactly how to give a blowjob to a man – and turn him into your willing slave!

16. Beautiful time, approached, there are no longer distance interval, a string ensemble, playing a blowjob, sweet day, love, eternal love, is this a dream.

17. Today, I inadvertently talked my girlfriend out of giving me a blowjob for my birthday. FML.

18. The good doctor immediately sussed what was really happening: Not only was Dora in love with Mr. K., she also wanted to give her father a blowjob and hop into the sack with Mrs. K.

19. Again, the same thing may happen to you. Sometimes you'll be having sex/getting a blowjob/jerking off and you won't be able to cum.

20. A lot of men are totally blunt, and will say 'I like bigger tits than you've got', or 'How much for a blowjob?'

21. She has never been a particularly good kisser and her blowjob technique was less than spectacular.