1. Two pink elephants are standing on their heads.

2. Twenty pink elephants are standing on their heads are riding yellow bikes.

3. Twenty pink elephants are standing on their heads. forty blue crocodiles are riding yellow bikes.

4. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the circus! Twenty pink elephants are standing on their heads. forty blue crocodiles are riding yellow bikes. Forty blue crocodiles are riding yellow bikes.

5. "Pink Elephants on Parade" and "When I See an Elephant Fly" are the only songs that stick out.

6. Terry has a drink problem that's going to lose him his job before long, but he just laughs is off. "Time to worry when I start seeing pink elephants, " he says.

7. Here is a list of them: Ivory, Monkeys, peacocks, jewels, pink elephants, little blue dogs, gold insects, and the feathers of angels.

8. If I closed my eyes, I could definitely see pink elephants, though. Dancing ones, with psychedelic trombones . . .