1. A Scotsman is always wise behind the hand.

2. What does a Scotsman wear underneath his kilt?

3. that all Scotsmen are mean.

4. Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall!

5. What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

6. A Londoner has more difficulty understanding a Scotsman from Glasgow than understanding a New Yorker.

7. Scotsman Robert Louis Stevenson was already a successful writer when he had a dream about a doctor with split personality disorder and woke up gripped by a creative frenzy.

8. Scotsman credited with inventing the world's first automatic teller machine (ATM) has died at the age of 84 after a short illness.

9. Scotsman: Fight ? Against what? No, we will run, and we will live.

10. But the fiery Scotsman also paid tribute to another of his midfielders, Park Ji - sung .

11. The canny Scotsman was more than a match for the swindlers.

12. Three guys, a scotsman, an englishman, and an irishman are in prison.

13. So the Scotsman made a pair of new underpants with half a yard of silk.

14. Sawney Beane was a Scotsman who lived during the 16th century.

15. He is not a Scotsman, and he is not her husband.

16. Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman?

17. He was also for a time the art critic of "The Scotsman".

18. There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

19. He greatly admired Sir John Cowperthwaite, the colony's financial secretary in the 1960 s, a Scotsman.

20. On the etiquette of sarong wearing: is it like Scotsman and their kilts on the issue of pants?