(1) The slow loris is the world's only poisonous primate.

(2) Oh, well the Slow Loris is one of the absolute most cute, sweet, and shy mammals on earth.

(3) By poisonous, the Slow Loris produces a toxin on the inside of its elbows through a gland, which if eaten, would give you quite an extreme case of stomach pain.

(4) A Thai police officer holds a slow loris rescued during a raid at the Chatuchak market in Bangkok on March 22, 2008.

(5) Two endangered slow loris pygmy monkeys were promptly removed from his underwear.

(6) If ever an animal needed to be fast, it is the slow loris.

(7) Unlike any other orangutan population studied so far, they even regularly fed on the same food item, usually termite-riddled branches, and shared food—the meat of a slow loris , for example.