1) Let me lick your twat.

2) Your twat is too hairy for my licking.

3) You did that,(http:///twat.html) you twat . - Somebody had to do something!

4) Mary, Your twat tastes too much of cheese and fish. Don't you wash down here ?

5) You can't keep on making such a twat of yourself, eh, d'you know?

6) There was a time when any pop star who even admitted to enjoying books was dismissed as a middle-class twat.

7) Mr. Tongue Twister tried to teach your tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat.

8) Im not good at going onstage and telling people I love them. People might take that as being a bit of a arrogant twat but thats just the way I am.

9) Because I've got pretty good instincts and you look like a twat to me.

10) Mr. Tongue Twister tried to teach tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat.

11) I said, Hi, I'm Paul Ince's driver and I just killed the twat !

12) I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.

13) When was the last time you had anything in your twat besides a tampon?

14) Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat.