1, How do you keep a violist from drowning?

2, Why is a violist like a terrorist?

3, What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

4, What do you do with a dead violist?

5, The violist limbered her wrists before the concert.

6, Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?

7, A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first,(http:///violist.html) and why?

8, Now Jacob Adams is a professional violist here in New Haven.

9, How do you call a violist with two brain cells?

10, What is the similarity between a violist and a prostitute?

11, Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?

12, Did you hear about the violist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?

13, Even so, some people, including some musicians and violist themselves, have made a dig at it by creating jokes.

14, How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

15, German violist and composer of chamber music, instrumental works, and operas, such as Mathis der Maler ( 1938 ).

16, Classical musicians engage in romantic disharmony when an insecure violist falls in love with a married violinist who has an unsavory secret.

17, Do you know how difficult it is to find a violist on short notice?

18, A person who plays the viola is called a violist.